why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
rich people are truly unbelievable
Leak these bitches addresses
this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree
I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TAIL AND HOW HE WIGGLES IT