winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve




maxhole:

tylerchokely:

rich people are truly unbelievable

Leak these bitches addresses


jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age


bl-ossomed:

Fav




koopa-scooper:

there can only be one


bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me


invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom


grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree


ssteigerwald:

frozenmusings:

I needs me some Baby Sven on my blog.

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TAIL AND HOW HE WIGGLES IT